Glass Shards - Koyama and Shige touch each other a suspicous amount as far as I'm concerned...

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Koyama and Shige touch each other a suspicous amount as far as I'm concerned...

29th-Apr-2008 01:39 am

Just thought I'd share a quick translation of a part of tonight's HEY!HEY!HEY! before I head to sleep...

Shige's April Fool's prank on Koyama (5:07~6:46)
Download here: News Jpop

Shige: On April fool's, I thought I'd try to play a trick on Koyama.

Koyama: Because I'll completely believe anything.

Hamada: Because you're an idiot, right?

Koyama: Ya... sorry.

Shige: So, on the spot I sent him an text message saying, " Yamashita-kun won't be taking part in the new song."

Everyone: Eh!?

Hamada: You must have included emoticons or something, no?

Shige: Without any emoticons, I sent it in all seriousness.

Matsumoto: I see, I see.

Shige: But I thought he'd probably have realized that it was April Fool's. But then he wrote back to me going, "Huh? Why?", whitout emoticons or anything.

Koyama: But it wasn't that kind of excited, "Why?"! It was more like "Seriously?!"

Shige: Ya, as though he really objected to the idea. So I said I had no idea why, but that I was telling him in confidence. But then... his next text was a reply saying "It's pointless to release anything if Yamapi doesn't participate!"

Koyama: It was the worst prank ever!

Matsumoto: But you're such a good kid! Such a good kid!

Shige: Seriously, and this was right before going on stage for a live performance! I was starting to feel it'd be cruel to prolong the joke any further, so I asked him "Do you know what day it is?" and, stupidly, he replied "Tuesday.". I'd had enough! It was droning on and on.

Matsumoto: That's how short-tempered you are!

Hamada: And just why were you half-laughing all this time?

Yamapi: Ah... sorry.

Matsumoto: That couldn't be complete could it?!*

Yamapi: No~! (Yes...)

Audience: Eh~!

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* Referring to Yamapi's laughter - was he openly laughing instead of just half-laughing?

And that's it! Comments, corrections and consntructive criticism are appreciated. Please ask my permission before reposting, and enjoy!

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Comments

29th-Apr-2008 06:00 am (UTC)

stardustii

LOLOL this is so funny x]
omg koyama ilu x]

thanks for translating :)

29th-Apr-2008 06:03 am (UTC)

icecreamparty

KOYASHIGE AI <333
Koyama is such a dork XD
no, wait, they are both dorks XDD
thanks for the trans ^^ i cant wait for the full clip!

29th-Apr-2008 06:07 am (UTC)

kokitoyamapi

thank you for translation. Shige is funny xD Poor Koyama.

29th-Apr-2008 06:09 am (UTC)

polyurethane

I was starting to feel it'd be cruel to prolong the joke any further, so I asked him "Do you know what day it is?" and, stupidly, he replied "Tuesday.".

Keii-chan here reminds me of my younger brother.

29th-Apr-2008 06:14 am (UTC)

chifunii

koyashige~ <3 God I love those two! Thank you for your hard work!

29th-Apr-2008 06:16 am (UTC)

kawaiiysa

hehehehe. that was really funny! KoyaShige! <333!
thanks:)

29th-Apr-2008 06:18 am (UTC)

zaq_in_chill

well i'll give it to Koyama for it really a cruel joke if you think about the circumstances back then... that time was when it was said that Pi cannot graduate and him saying that he also wants to go somewhere like jin....

but as most of us on that day... he was just a fool to have believed it.. hehehe... brilliant shige as always...

29th-Apr-2008 06:32 am (UTC)

newsisloved

thanks for tanslating lol kei-chan is so guliable <3 haha

29th-Apr-2008 06:34 am (UTC)

yuyako16

kyaaaaa!!!
i lol'd a lot after reading this..
thanks a lot for the trans ne??
ahaha.. XD

29th-Apr-2008 06:39 am (UTC)

yan_desu

Haha! Thanks for translating this part... =D

"It's pointless to release anything if Yamapi doesn't participate!"

Koyama is really a good person ne, not taking advantage if Yamapi was really not gonna participate in the song~

29th-Apr-2008 07:12 am (UTC)

benskitty

LOL "Do you know what day it is?" and, stupidly, he replied "Tuesday." That was so funny!! Koyashige are so funny XD Thank you so much!!

29th-Apr-2008 07:59 am (UTC)

ryoshige

ahaks...
koyama is such a baka...
he'll believe anything...
hukhuk..
but their friendship is <3

29th-Apr-2008 08:02 am (UTC)

aliteexspark

Hamada: Because you're an idiot, right?
Koyama: Ya... sorry.
Hahas, poor gullible Keii-chan <3

Thanks for the translation (:

29th-Apr-2008 09:44 am (UTC)

s2anthy

heheh thanks for translating :D that was funy.

29th-Apr-2008 10:03 am (UTC)

aliteexspark

I think you've got the wrong person :P

All credit goes to arisan xD

29th-Apr-2008 09:50 am (UTC)

love_akira

thanks for translating..
haha koyama, omg he's so cute, being all serious..
And without Yamapi , there's no point...awww such member ai....
Someone write a fic on it, please....
Shige is short-tempered ne..but who could make such a cruel joke to a person like Koyama for too long...

29th-Apr-2008 10:06 am (UTC)

portabubble

omg. koyama is so adorable. rofl! xD
thanks for translating this.

29th-Apr-2008 10:19 am (UTC)

hungry_worm

Haha, thanks for the translation! XD

29th-Apr-2008 10:23 am (UTC)

tegomassuki

Haha it's so funny, thank u so much for the translation!

29th-Apr-2008 01:49 pm (UTC)

luvin_se7en

hahaha koyama is so cute!

thanks for sharing (;

29th-Apr-2008 01:58 pm (UTC)

crimsonetoile

Hamada: Because you're an idiot, right?
CRUEL ;DDDDD
Oh, Koyama ♥♥♥
Thanks for translating :)

29th-Apr-2008 03:24 pm (UTC)

cherish_lx8

AISHIgeTERU hahahhahahah xPXPXPXPXPXPPXp
THANKS FOR TRANSLATING xp

29th-Apr-2008 03:51 pm (UTC)

kappie_pipi

"Do you know what day it is?" and, stupidly, he replied "Tuesday."

>> Hahahaha koyama is so adorable♥.He so cute ne~ :)

thanks for translations and sharing this!!

p.s. Can i translate in my language and post in public webboard?

29th-Apr-2008 03:59 pm (UTC)

arisan

No problem! If you could reply and post a link to your translation here I'd really appreciate it!

Mind if I ask what your language is?

And you're welcome. =D

29th-Apr-2008 04:05 pm (UTC)

kappie_pipi

Yes! My language is Thai^ ^

and thank you for your permission> <

if i finish translate it to Thai's language ,i could reply and post a link here!

p.s.my english is too bad,i hope u understand ^ ^'

29th-Apr-2008 05:59 pm (UTC)

kappie_pipi

link,i post in two webboard

First : http://www.yamashita-tomohisa.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11327

Second : http://www.yamapi.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3432

Thank you again!

21st-May-2008 08:22 pm (UTC)

arisan

Thanks for posting the link! =D I can't view it, but I can say that Thai has the coolest writing I've ever seen. *o*

And your english isn't bad at all. ^^ I really admire that so many LJ users learn english through various communities, it's really amazing...

29th-Apr-2008 04:16 pm (UTC)

nomanymore

Thanks alot for translating XD Koyashige is lube~

Btw, I just wanted to ask if you can tell me what Shige talked about in the end about Nana (the girl), they're in same college?

Thanks again~

21st-May-2008 08:23 pm (UTC)

arisan

I don't know if that part was included in newshfan's subbed clip, but if it wasn't and you would still like to know what was being said, message me and I shall translate. ^^ Sorry for such a late reply...

29th-Apr-2008 04:31 pm (UTC)

ueda_fangirl

LOL. ROFL. XDDDDD

oo koyashige-ness ♥♥♥

ILOVEIT. :DD

and thanks for translating ^^

29th-Apr-2008 04:46 pm (UTC)

theahhmoment

Thanks for translating! That was funny!

29th-Apr-2008 06:17 pm (UTC)

wicked59xx

oh that was just LOVE ♥♥♥
thank you so much sweetie :D
Keii~chan is so so SOOOO sweet,, i love him to pieces xD

29th-Apr-2008 06:40 pm (UTC)

suzaku_nanami

awww... that was so cute! thank you for the translation! =D

---Nanami

29th-Apr-2008 07:45 pm (UTC)

tegomassislove

"do u know what today is?"
"....tuesday"
LMAO LMAO LMAO OMG

29th-Apr-2008 09:10 pm (UTC)

shadysoul_chan

thanks for the trans..
haha,,koyama is so innocent..that's y we love him..

30th-Apr-2008 06:07 am (UTC)

currynana

AhHAHAHAHAAHA...omg, koyama and shige are just hilarious...especially add in with Downtown. XD
Aww, yamapi can be quite modest..some times...but prolly that's half true here. :D
Thanks~

30th-Apr-2008 10:09 am (UTC) - Hi!

fushigi2006

Thank for translating
It's so fun ^^
My language is Vietnamese^ ^
I want to translate it to Vietnamese ,i want my friends can read it.
I hope you agree
Thank you for your permission

30th-Apr-2008 11:14 am (UTC)

nichiyobii

Tuesday. Right, Koyama. XDDD;
Thanks for translating!

30th-Apr-2008 02:39 pm (UTC)

ge0rgin

Dear Koyama is suck a dork!!!
My godness! He is certainly slow!!the Kawaii side of him!!!

30th-Apr-2008 09:27 pm (UTC)

shinigamielien

Kei-chan is such baka XD

2nd-May-2008 10:08 am (UTC)

bluriishh

LOL.
koyama is kawaii!.

21st-May-2008 11:22 am (UTC)

untitled_melody

LOL
I came over to your LJ to save the Prisoner of Love lyrics but got distracted by this post.
Although I've already watched newshfan's subbed ver. before reading this but I don't remember it being this funny, thanks for translating! Koyama's such a dork, and Shige, まじさいやく！ Bad bad Shige.
^o^ I hope I got my hiragana correct. (:
And Yamapi... Of course it was 'his pride' that was doing the laughing. =P

21st-May-2008 08:18 pm (UTC)

arisan

Lol, yay~! You did get your hiragana correct. =D

And you're welcome! I'm happy my translation managed to bring out a different side of KoyaShige's humour than newshfan's translation. I often hesitate to translate clips because she's so amazingly quick and accurate in her subbing, but I really wanted to translate this one so thanks a lot for the encouragement! ^^V
Seriously, bad, bad Shige. Koyama's going to get him so bad for that one day.
And I completely agree - Yamapi's pride was the only thing that benefitted from the prank in the end, since Shige just ended up annoyed and Koyama ended up frantic. ^^; Ah, gotta love 'em.

22nd-May-2008 02:36 am (UTC)

untitled_melody

LOL Ah yes, now that you put it that way. No wonder Pi was just snickering away. xD The 'outsider' gets the fruits of Shige's prank. Wahaha~

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